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Admit Nothing, Document Everything Tee — Funny EMT Paramedic & Firefighter Shirt

Admit Nothing, Document Everything Tee — Funny EMT Paramedic & Firefighter Shirt

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Admit nothing, document everything — this tee speaks your language. It’s a sharp, dry-humored shirt made for first responders who trade adrenaline for paperwork and pride. Soft but sturdy cotton holds each crisp print — the slogan sits bold across the chest while sleeve and neck details stay precise after countless washes. Wear it on shift changes, at debriefs, or while grabbing a quick coffee between calls. It’s the kind of shirt that reads like a nod from a colleague: professional, edged with gallows humor, and quietly durable. The relaxed crew silhouette layers easily under turnout gear or a jacket and never gets in the way when you’re on the move.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner label details and DTG for main artwork — crisp, long-lasting print
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton — comfortable and responsibly made

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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