🎄 DEAD INSIDE, FESTIVE OUTSIDE | EMS CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT
Because saving lives doesn't stop for the holidays, even when your Christmas spirit is running on caffeine and dark humor.
Bring a little first responder attitude to the holiday season with this bold, vintage-inspired Christmas sweatshirt from Pulse & Flame Studio.
Featuring a skeletal hand holding a festive ornament adorned with the Star of Life, surrounded by rich burgundy ribbons, evergreen branches, and elegant holiday details, this design combines Christmas spirit with the unmistakable humor of EMS life.
The statement “Dead Inside, Festive Outside” says what every exhausted paramedic and EMT is thinking during another holiday shift.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- Detailed vintage-inspired Christmas artwork
- Bold back design with rich holiday colors
- Comfortable crewneck style for everyday wear
- Perfect for holiday shifts, station gatherings, and casual wear
- Designed with first responders in mind
PERFECT GIFT FOR
- Paramedics and EMTs
- EMS professionals and first responders
- Emergency department nurses and healthcare workers
- Coworkers who appreciate dark humor
- Christmas gift exchanges and Secret Santa
PRODUCT DETAILS
This sweatshirt features a detailed graphic printed on the back. Please refer to the product photos and available size and color selections for details.
Each sweatshirt is made to order through our professional print production partner.
ORDERING INFORMATION
Please review the size chart and select your preferred size and color before ordering. Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen settings.
ABOUT PULSE & FLAME STUDIO
Designed From Experience.
Created by a working paramedic who understands the long shifts, unforgettable calls, dark humor, and unique bond shared by first responders.
Thank you for supporting a small, first responder-owned business.
Pulse & Flame Studio | Fueled by Purpose, Driven by Passion.
• Available as a T-shirt or sweatshirt
• Large, colorful design printed on the back
• A fun gift for EMS partners, paramedics, and EMT coworkers
• Created by Pulse & Flame Studio, a paramedic-owned small business
Choose your preferred garment style, size, and available color before checkout. Please review the listing’s size chart before ordering.
• Available as a T-shirt or sweatshirt
• Large, colorful design printed on the back
• Festive lights, greenery, and Christmas details
• Created by Pulse & Flame Studio, a paramedic-owned small business
Select your preferred garment style, size, and available color before checkout. Please review the listing’s size chart before ordering.
• Available as a T-shirt or sweatshirt
• Large design printed on the back
• A humorous gift for paramedics, EMTs, and county EMS coworkers
• Designed by Pulse & Flame Studio, a paramedic-owned small business
Select your preferred style, size, and available color before checkout. Please review the listing’s size chart before ordering.
• Festive red, green, cream, and gold artwork
• Select your garment style, size, and available color before checkout
• Created by Pulse & Flame Studio, a paramedic-owned small business
Please review the size chart before ordering.
Care: Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the design.
• Available as a T-shirt or sweatshirt
• Large design printed on the back
• Select your preferred style, size, and available color before checkout
• Designed by Pulse & Flame Studio, a paramedic-owned small business
Care: Wash inside out with cold water. Tumble dry low. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the design.
Please review the listing’s size chart before ordering.
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Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a cozy crew neckline and ribbed, shape-retaining collar
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for added durability
- Ethically grown US cotton with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
