This tee channels small-town charm with a wink—Deputy Porch Goose stands watch in the slow light of evening, head cocked, ready to greet neighbors and chase off porch pests. The shirt feels lived-in from the first wear: soft cotton, a straight classic cut, and a crew neck that sits just right. Wear it on casual Saturdays, at backyard barbecues, or during quiet mornings with a mug on the stoop. It speaks to anyone who loves folksy humor, animal motifs, and a comfortable, dependable tee that becomes part of the daily routine. Bright, crisp printing keeps the goose’s attitude sharp, while the natural flecked option adds rustic character. This isn’t loud—it’s friendly, familiar, and quietly proud, like a porch light left on for company.
Product features - Strong, smooth 100% cotton fabric (medium weight, 180 g/m²) for durable, year-round comfort - Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner look and reduced waste - Dual printing: DTF on sleeves and neck label; DTG on main design for crisp, detailed graphics - Ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for shape retention and itch-free comfort - Ethically sourced US cotton; Oeko-Tex certified and compliant with EU safety standards
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
