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EMS Survival Tee — Funny Paramedic EMT Humor Gift

EMS Survival Tee — Funny Paramedic EMT Humor Gift

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This tee speaks the language of nights spent on call and the quiet camaraderie that comes after a chaotic shift. Lightweight but sturdy, it carries a sly, dark-humor EMS design meant for medics, EMTs, and paramedics who process stress with wit. Wear it on the way to the station, between runs, or while swapping stories over coffee—the shirt settles into uniforms of lived experience: worn-in, dependable, and a little irreverent. The tone is wry, the fabric is built to last, and the graphic starts conversations without having to explain the joke. A faithful layer for those who answer when others need it most.

Product features
- Durable 100% cotton midweight fabric for year-round comfort (5.3 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, classic silhouette.
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching.
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main print) for crisp, long-lasting graphics.
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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