MY HEART GREW THREE SIZES... WHEN DISPATCH SAID HE SHOT HIS EYE OUT!
Because nothing says Christmas in EMS quite like a dispatch call you know is about to get interesting.
Christmas cheer meets paramedic dark humor in this bold, sarcastic holiday design from Pulse & Flame Studio!
Inspired by classic Christmas nostalgia and the unforgettable calls that only first responders can appreciate, this design features a shocked paramedic wearing a Santa hat, carrying his EMS jump bag, and realizing his Christmas shift just took an unexpected turn.
With vivid Christmas colors, distressed lettering, and an unmistakable EMS attitude, this shirt is perfect for medics who know that holiday shifts are anything but predictable.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- Original Christmas-themed paramedic artwork
- Bold red, green, and white graphics
- Sarcastic first responder humor
- Detailed paramedic illustration
- Eye-catching back-of-shirt design
- Unisex style for male and female EMS professionals
- Available in T-shirt and sweatshirt options
PERFECT FOR
- Paramedics and EMTs
- EMS Christmas parties
- Holiday shifts at the station
- Funny first responder gift exchanges
- Christmas gifts for your favorite medic
- Anyone who appreciates the darker side of EMS humor
PRODUCT DETAILS
This design features a large, professionally created back graphic with vibrant holiday colors that stand out beautifully on dark apparel.
Please review the available garment options, color selections, and sizing chart before ordering.
Each item is made to order.
DESIGNED FROM EXPERIENCE
At Pulse & Flame Studio, we believe first responders deserve apparel that reflects their profession, personality, and unique sense of humor.
Created by a working paramedic who understands the calls, the chaos, and the humor that gets us through another shift.
Fueled by Purpose. Driven by Passion.
Thank you for supporting a paramedic-owned small business!
Product features
- Made from 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed for a soft feel and lived-in color
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and a seamless tubular knit construction for lasting wear
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 colors, with a sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
