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Paramedic T-Shirt — "I Love My Patients But Please Make Sense Common Again" Funny EMS Tee
Paramedic T-Shirt — "I Love My Patients But Please Make Sense Common Again" Funny EMS Tee
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Somewhere between the 3 AM toe pain calls, “I Googled my symptoms,” and the patient who “forgot” to mention chest pain until arrival… common sense left the chat. 🚑
This original EMS-inspired design features a bold circular emblem with a clean Star of Life centerpiece and vintage banner styling that stands out without looking cluttered. Designed specifically for paramedics, EMTs, nurses, ER staff, dispatchers, and healthcare workers who survive on caffeine, sarcasm, and controlled chaos.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for soft, broken-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting construction
- Available S–4XL in 58 colors with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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